Logically...

Each day when I leave for work Paton gives me a hug, and says, "Bye Bye, drive safely". So, today when he said "Bye Bye, drive safely" I replied; "I'll drive safely today if your are a good boy for mommy today." Then he said, "How will you drive if I am not a good boy for mommy today?"

The birds and the bees -- our first discussion

Several weeks ago Paton asked, "Did Gloria come out of Aunt B's tummy?" We said, "Yes, she's a little baby now." He asked, "When Aunt B lifts up her shirt, did Gloria fall out?"

Identity Crisis

Today Paton said, "Mommy, I want to be just like you. What are you?" I replied, "I'm a Mommy and a musician." He said, "No, you're a cooker."

Andy Griffith

During a recent family activity of watching an Andy Griffith episode, Paton was curious, "Why is Felma Lou mad at Barney"

Observing...

..."From time to time Daddy comes up here and uses that computer."

Dot Com

"Mommy, are you doing Ebay?"