Statue vs. Statute

Driving through downtown Lancaster yesterday we saw a statue of a man....Paton says, "Yeah, yeah, that's a statue, but God's commandments are statutes, right?"

Good Question

Tonight he asked: Why do we keep hot sauce in the fridge?

Rumors in the church

Dad: Paton these are all the drinks we are having when the teens come over after church: Coke, Sprite, Root Beer, and Mountain Dew.

Paton: Why do we have beer at our house?

Traditional Values

Mom: Paton, what are you going to do tonight?

Paton: Watch the Redskins play football with dad while we sit on the couch, eat snacks, and burp.