Theological Smarty Pants

Mom: Paton, sometimes when you get with other children you go wild. What is the reason for that?

Paton: But mom, God wants me to have fun!

Superlatives

Paton and his friend MJ were playing in his room while listening to The Sound of Music. All of a sudden Paton asked, "How can you do better than your best? You can't do THAT, can you?"