A conversation today between Mommy & Paton went something like this:
Paton: "Mommy, can I go downstairs and play?"
Mommy: "Sure."
Paton: "Will anyone else be down there?"
Mommy: "Not right now."
Paton: "Will God be down there?"
Mommy: "Yes, God is everywhere."
Paton: "Can God lift two cars at the same time?"
Mommy: "Yes. God can do anything."
Paton: "Mommy, when do we get to see God?"
Mommy: "One day Jesus will come back and get all of us who love Him and take us to heaven to live with God."
Paton: "Mommy, will you take me potty in heaven?"
At this point, Mommy is a little speechless but answers that if he needs to go potty there, then she will take him potty.
Paton: "Mommy, if there aren't potties, we'll all go potty in our pants."